What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Hitler

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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