Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Women's rights

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jokes r dumb

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

justin littleton. nuff said

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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