poop.........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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GooglePlus.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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no

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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I like to eat.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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