Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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