- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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