Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A joke

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Ted Haggard.

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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