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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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