- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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