- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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