- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??