- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.