- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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