How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Hej Erik och Leo!!

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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