Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

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