- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Women's rights

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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