- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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