Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Jack Stevens

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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