- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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