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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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God is real.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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