- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Dwarf Shortage

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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