- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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