- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

joke under this line wins _________________________

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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