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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

An Asian with a big dick.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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