what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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