- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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