- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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