Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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