Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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