- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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