- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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