How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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