- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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