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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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