why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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