- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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