- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

black chicken. kfc

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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