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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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