- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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