Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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