- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Chlamydia

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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