- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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