Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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