- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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