have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

If life gives you lemonade.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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