- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

No your aunties a joke

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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