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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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