- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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