A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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