- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Ol-ive

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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