- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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