- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many light bulbs? 1

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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