- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Donald Trump

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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