Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

whats hairy and crys your mom

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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