- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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