- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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