- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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