What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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