Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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