What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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