My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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