Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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