- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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