- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

outside your comfort zone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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