- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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