A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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