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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what came first the chicken or the chips

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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