- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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