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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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