What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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