- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Women's rights

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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