A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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