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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My cat just died.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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