- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a black man? Rob

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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