- Anti Joke

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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