- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Get up Look in the mirror

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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