- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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