- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

bangers and mash?

Your big dick.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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