- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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